“I am a pile of ideas, a pile of dreams, a pile of plans, a pile of doubts, and so many other things. I am a pile of piles and it is so overwhelming. Should I get rid of some piles? Should I climb them? Or should I just give up and hide inside them?”

Bshayer F.R. (via wnq-writers)

“Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.”

David Foster Wallace (Infinite Jest)

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

Tony Ward F/W 2014  + Shades of blue

anny-is-yours:

we reblog the men we think we deserve

mugglebornheadcanon:

596. When a young muggleborn comes to Hogwarts for the first time, he says “This is Hogwarts?”, only to be answered with “No, this is Patrick.” The purebloods are somewhat alarmed when all the muggleborns start rolling on the floor laughing about a starfish.

rocknrave221:

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

LOL

When that one person logs on

didtheydiddleyet:

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It’s not cute or graceful either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painful.

lamelohan:

if being single was a job i would probably get fired for working 24/7

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

me,

jaclcfrost:

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

  • someone: we finish each other's s-
  • me: TEVE ROGERS
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